Once upon a time there was a young girl named Ceres. Ceres was 18 years old and lived in Miramichi, New Brunswick. While walking home from school one day, a Blue Tiger jumped out from behind a Human Sheild and tackled Ceres to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Ceres realized that the Blue Tiger was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Ceres decided to keep the Blue Tiger as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet Blue Tiger ''Nozomi.'' When Ceres and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Ceres's mother, Adria. And boy was she surprised to see a Blue Tiger following Ceres into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Adria. ''It's a Blue Tiger,'' answered Ceres. ''Dah, I can see that, Ceres, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Adria. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Ceres. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Adria. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Blue Tigers. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Ceres grabbed Nozomi by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Ceres and Nozomi played and played, that is until Ceres's favorite television show, ''Supernatural,'' started. At that point Ceres forgot all about Nozomi having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Supernatural,'' when Ceres was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''Fuck!! Ceres! Get your Ass in the Bedroom...NOW!!'' With that Ceres rushed into the Bedroom to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the Bedroom, there stood her father, Leon, pointing toward the Couch. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Ceres followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Couch, was the biggest pile of Tiger doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Leon. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Ceres knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Nozomi for a pet. So without hesitation, Ceres set out to find where Nozomi was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Ceres discovered Nozomi crouched beneath the table that Ceres did her Drawing on. ''Come on, Nozomi, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Couch!'' scolded Ceres. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Tiger!! And with that Ceres led Nozomi out of the house and down to the local Wal*Mart. They had a pet section and Ceres knew the owner would find Nozomi a good home. So after saying good-bye to Nozomi, and thanking the owner of Wal*Mart, Ceres walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Pepsis. But Ceres's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Ceres suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.

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and here's another one, with her help:

Once upon a time there was a young boy named Skky. Skky was 20 years old and lived in Dublin, Nomans Land. While walking home from school one day, a Pink Peacock jumped out from behind a you and tackled Skky to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Skky realized that the Pink Peacock was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Skky decided to keep the Pink Peacock as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet Pink Peacock ''Adam.'' When Skky and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Skky's mother, Anne. And boy was she surprised to see a Pink Peacock following Skky into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Anne. ''It's a Pink Peacock,'' answered Skky. ''Dah, I can see that, Skky, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Anne. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Skky. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Anne. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Pink Peacocks. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Skky grabbed Adam by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Skky and Adam played and played, that is until Skky's favorite television show, ''Charmed,'' started. At that point Skky forgot all about Adam having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Charmed,'' when Skky was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''FUCKING JESUS CHRIST RAPING MOTHER FUCKER!! Skky! Get your donkey raping ass in the Bathroom...NOW!!'' With that Skky rushed into the Bathroom to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the Bathroom, there stood his father, Ted, pointing toward the rug. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Skky followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the rug, was the biggest pile of Peacock doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Ted. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Skky knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Adam for a pet. So without hesitation, Skky set out to find where Adam was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Skky discovered Adam crouched beneath the table that Skky did his Drinking on. ''Come on, Adam, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the rug!'' scolded Skky. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Peacock!! And with that Skky led Adam out of the house and down to the local Laura's Lube. They had a pet section and Skky knew the owner would find Adam a good home. So after saying good-bye to Adam, and thanking the owner of Laura's Lube, Skky walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Tequilas. But Skky's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Skky suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.

BTW, Laura's lube is apparently an adult store....